Secret

Everyone toots in their sleep.

Some just don't have anyone around to tell them.




I do not feel sorry for those people.


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Truth

I wished merry greetings on the drive-thru cashier at Taco Bell.

She responded in silence.

Chris reminded me that Taco Bell isn't the place you go for hospitality.

I don't think a burrito and "good day to you m'lady" is too much to ask, do you?

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In the Navy

After watching a bio on John Lennon, dad was singing:

"all we are saying, is give peace a chance..."

Dad: we used to sing that as protest while in the Navy. After a few beers. In a stolen van.

Me: You stole a van?

Dad: we just borrowed it. From the U.S. Navy.

Me: ...

Dad: in all fairness, I didn't know it was stolen.


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Of no importance

Santa's satchel couldn't handle this much awesome, so he came by early to drop this off in Chris' stocking.





Some things just can't wait until Christmas to be opened.


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Moon River

If there's any other topic besides animal rescue, terminally ill children, and widowed old men that can turn me into a heaping pile of snot and tears, it's talking about my dad.

Even though my precious father is still very much alive, there have been one too many instances where I feared that wouldn't be the case.

His poor ticker has been an issue since I was in Elementary and his ER visits are innumerable. I couldn't imagine the feeling of defeat a person like my dad experiences each time he's rushed to the hospital for an "episode." Still, he's resilient.

When I was but a wee tot, he would rock my fussy self to sleep by singing "Moon River."
(If you've ever seen Breakfast at Tiffany, then you may be familiar with the tune).
It's been woven throughout my stories so many times that I proclaim it my favorite and a sentimental part of the bond my dad and I share.

It was, after all, what we danced to at our wedding.

Last night, while gathering goodies for our work Christmas party, I was shamelessly enthralled with Kate and Leopold; although, I was more enthralled with the latter.

During a scene of sweet embrace between Kate and 'Pold, an instrumental version of "Moon River" began to play when my phone rang.

It was my dad.

Dad: "I was just watching a movie and heard Moon River. Thought of my (sweet) daughter."

Me: "dad, are you watching Kate and Leopold?"

Dad: "...I am."

I laughed.

Then I heard my dad clear his throat to avoid getting any more emotional, got the pre-cry throat lump myself, and had to hurry off the phone.

That man is special.




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Cheers

Evelynn and Eleanor wish you their best during this holiday season.



They LOVED this. Trust me.







Ho




My little Owlie friend is all dressed up and nowhere to go.


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Birth.

"on this day in history (according to Wikipedia)..."

1869: Jesse James commits first confirmed bank robbery in Gallatin, MO.

1941: The Imperial Japanese Navy attacks U.S. Naval Air Base in Pearl Harbor, Hawaii.

1972: the Apollo 17 moon mission is launched.

1982: Chris McPeters is birthed from his mother's wombsack.

My dearest husband (of all the others, he's the dearest) turned a bit older today, and nary a bit wiser.

I kid.

I've been giving him a hard time for being old when really, he's not. That doesn't mean it's any less fun to tease him.

For instance:

Chris is so old, his birth certificate says EXPIRED.

Chris is so old, he went to the antique shop and they kept him.

Chris is SO OLD, he sat behind Jesus in third grade.

thank you, Yo Mama app, for your material

With all that nonsense said...






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On the first...

I'm not sure what it means to wake up enormously late for work, have your cat pee on the Christmas tree skirt, and say goodbye to your husband for three weeks on the first day of December, but surely it isn't a sign of what's to come for the remaining 30 days.

Let's not forget I fudged (charred) last night's crock pot meal, which was meant to be Chris' "going away/birthday dinner," but my bang-up job on eggnog pudding cake was the silver-lining and saved me from a whiny 'I'm a terrible cook' rampage.

FYI: Adding two hours to the suggested cook time is unnecessary and will force you to mosey on over to that neighborhood burger joint you've been meaning to try.

But alas, these instances are trivial and having cozy Christmas tunes in my ear make me realize just that.

I mean, who in here HASN'T completely ruined dinner or yelled "$#!T" as they ran out the door with dirty hair and unbuttoned pants?

And although he won't be here to put the final trimmings on the tree, or help me wrap gifts, Chris will be home for Christmas. There are those that will have to be without their other during the holidays and, as my niece says, that makes my feelings sad.

Perspective.

Christmastime makes my feelings happy. It's not so much the actual day, but the anticipation of it all. The baking, decorating, the coffees flavored with holiday goodness. It's the Home Alone, Home Alone 2 (Lost in New York), Elf, and White Christmas. It's being nestled between your mum and dad on a pew, holding a candle, singing an instrument-less Silent Night.

Chills.

While many of those reasons may be superficial when relating to the beautiful point and reason for Christmas, dear friends and family, my fondest memories won't be of the gifts I gave or received, but my time spent with you.

I sound cliché.

But that's okay, you'll forgive me because it's the most wonderful time of the year. In order to have a holly jolly Christmas, it isn't necessary to deck the halls, but to wish peace on the earth and goodwill to men. Without that, you'll be scrooged.



Owlie Santa says Hoo, Hoo, Hoo


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Vacating

I have a travel itch that must be scratched and a weekend getaway simply won't do.

What I'm looking for is a full-on, one to two week, must-get-on-a-plane VAY CAY TION.

To where?

Well, there's Hawaii.

Or Paris

Canada?

NYC

Skiing in Colorado?


The choices are endless! But the funds are not.

One day. One day my sweet friend.





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Look, Ma

I don't know if you'll believe me, but there's a turkey in my crock pot.

Surprisingly, this is not my usual "that's what she said" joke or a coy way of telling you I'm pregnant (because I'm not).

This is literal.

We received this 5qt. piece of equipment wonder for our wedding two years ago and last night it was finally de-boxed and prepped for it's maiden voyage.

I have never ever ever ever made anything in a crock pot. Ever.

And I have never ever ever ever cooked a turkey. Ever.

We are seven hours away from a masterpiece, or real disaster. You will be notified either way.

I feel like implementing the crock pot into my bi-monthly cooking routine is my final initiation into womanhood (yes, finally at 26). If this meal is a success, I can do A N Y T H I N G. Like, give birth, or install light fixtures.

Speaking of light fixtures, I bought this new coffee creamer and it is just numners. Southern pecan in my coffee and in my mouth?






Yes.





An Owlie a day will keep the mice at bay.



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Today

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Facemash

Dear Mr. Zuckerberg,

My husband and I saw The Social Network last night and the only baffling part about your "story" is that you insist on wearing Adidas slip-ons CONSTANTLY. Sometimes, with socks.

How many pair of those sandals do you own? Is it just the one? Surely you could spring for a new style/color, or something in a closed-toe for the cooler months.

Have you made an endorsement deal with Adidas? What's that? You haven't considered it, but you like my idea? Oh, I see where you're going with this.

Not so fast, Mark. You steal my idea and I'll sue you for millions!

And the joke is on me because you'll still be a billionaire. Which brings me back to, why can you not purchase a decent pair of shoes?

Kindest regards,
Emily

P.s. I need to make a quick buck but am too lazy to come up with something original. Thoughts?



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Juno

Halloween.



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A rap.

Can someone drop a beat?


Didn't want the flu, made an appointment for the shot
Was outside watching Muse and a cold is what I caught.

Stayed home all day, to make the fever go away
Now I'm back, my head is a balloon and I can't stop hack(ing).


You're welcome.


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Hey Mr. Talisman

I remember the last time I carved a pumpkin was in elementary school-over fifteen years ago.

Since then, pumpkins and I haven't been that tight and I'm sorry to say I have neglected them.

But in the spirit of making changes and beginning traditions, last night marked year one of carving the Great Pumpkin Powlie.

Pumpkin + Pal + Owlie = Powlie

Even though it's been a few sleeps since I've been up to my elbows in pumpkin guts, I have not forgotten that stringy texture. Or that smell. Ohhh, that smell.

It's that initial waft you catch as soon as the lid is lifted that really brings the onslaught of dry heaves.

After fighting the gags (á la Sweet Dee), I passed the torch (thumb scraper) to Chris to let him have a go.

René cleaned the seeds for baking while Chris showed that gourd who was boss- and it wasn't Tony Danza.

Although, I would be a little worried if Tony Danza was at our house.

Any-hooters (get it? Hooters. Like an owl)...

Chris completed carving and I prepared Sir Owlie for his coronation. After saying a few words about our great times together and how lucky I am to have a talisman such as him, it was time to watch owlie glow.

Drum roll please...








Thank you, Owlie, for being with me on this journey.

Yours forever,

Emily


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The secret life of an American twenty-something

Maybe I shouldn't admit to this, but then again, who gives.

I was perusing Target the other day and happened to wander down the toddler aisle. In all fairness, I was with the MIL and SIL looking for a one-year-old's birthday gift, and don't usually do that for funsies. The first part of that was a truth, but the thing about not doing it for funsies may or may not be a complete lie. Sometimes I can't help myself.

The point is, I came across something that Chris and I needed.




Yes. Yes, that is a new born onesie with guitars and lightning bolts. And yes, I bought it.

Sadly, I am not pregnant, but I do have intentions of one day being a mommy. I see no wrong in starting a wardrobe early.

Worried how Chris would feel about this purchase, I contacted him with caution:

Me: So, I'm about to buy something, but don't get weirded out.

Chris: what is it.

Me: after sending the above referenced photo: sorry, I had to.

Chris: just for the hell of it?

Me: Our future babe will wear it.

Chris: I love it.

Me: can we have one?

Did you hear that? That was the sound of my mom hitting the floor, fainting from the thought.
What, you can't handle a fourth grandchild?

It's okay, she'll get over it. Thank goodness she doesn't read this, right?

Being 'round babes, onesies, and pregnant women just gives me a fever. I sweat it out eventually, but it comes right back.

Just don't expect me to be expecting any time soon. I don't know how my current dependents would feel about that.




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Re-hash birthday bash

Let's talk about my birth, baby. Let's talk about you and me.
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be.

Technically, I was born on the 15th, but don't think I didn't celebrate on the 14th and 16th as well.

Thursday was magical.

A pumpkin spice latte and vanilla scone sat patiently on my desk as I shuffled into work. I perked up at the sight of my treats because A. René knows me all too well and 2. Starbucks is a delicacy in these parts.

I rushed home from work that evening to fancy myself for dinner with Chris when he presented me with the first part of my birthday gift.



A Betsey Johnson owlie to keep lovingly around my neck.

This gift is an example of what dropping hints and having a cute obsession can get you. I suppose I can also credit my attentive husband. Thank you, oh precious lover of my soul.

Still no hug from Drew Brees, but there's always Christmas.

Fast-forward to Thursday night during dinner and to my second husband-gift for the evening: two Friday passes to Voodoo Fest next weekend. Does this guy know me or what? Muse and Weezer in the same town on the same day at the same place and I'm going to miss it? No ma'am.

Later that evening, we headed to the airport to pick up my nephew who was flying in to visit my sister's dad for the week. Let me tell you that this kid is seven and flew all by his little self from Colorado to Louisiana. What an independent little bad-a.

The parents decided to make an appearance in the greater NOLA area for my birthday weekend, but I think Jackson was the main cause.

Nevertheless, Friday was quite the event as we took advantage of the weather and I took advantage of my day off.

French Quarter stroll, brunch, Aquarium, Zoo, dinner, oatmeal-cake-eating on a rooftop terrace.

A well-rounded celebration, if I say so myself.

Move to Saturday where precious time was spent with my precious friends, Lane and Jordan. So kind of them to be here and celebrate, making turning older a little less painful and little more memorable.



Please keep in mind that this photo of us sharing a milkshake was after he poured a packet of sugar in his Coke and right before his consumption of a sno-ball.



Little poser.



He said to "tell anyone that I'm your son, if they ask." sorry, sister.



Missing my mum and dad.



Monkeying around. Monkey business. Monkey-see monkey-do. Monkey...I'm all out.



Birthday donut with pink strawberry glaze. You can't blame me.

My parents left with Jackson Saturday morning and Jordan and Lane took off Sunday. Now Chris is gone until next week and all is quiet on the Southern front.

You know that feeling you get after an eventful few days, being surrounded by friends/family, and then they've all left? Hate it.

Luckily, René has picked up where Chris left off and has been my running supervisor.

Chris and I began running together a couple weeks ago and boy do I feel sorry for him.

Tennis, golf, basketball, I can do. Throw a ball my way and I know what to do with it.
Soccer and running are Chris' sports and it's a bit hard to keep up with someone who was a former track and cross-country star. But by-gosh, he's there, one step behind me, probably giving me some kind of look that says "my God, why did I agree to this?"

In his absence, I've also found comfort in a new book:




It's an Eat, Pray, Love-ish account of the author "test-driving" a variety of ways to improve her life and reach a higher levelof happiness. But instead of uprooting her life to globe-trot and find serenity in pasta, she searched for ways to make changes in her day-to-day, right where she was.

The author wasn't depressed, and neither am I. Just interested in learning how to "look for happiness under my own roof" and take advantage of what I've been given.

Lord knows I don't want to wake up one day and say,

"What a wonderful life I've had! I only wish I'd realized it sooner."
(Colette)

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Mahvelous things

Oh, what did I do this weekend? Why, I thought you'd never ask.

Let's start with Friday.

Chris and I made our way to the Mahalia to experience the comedic musings of the always-offensive Daniel Tosh.

My expectations for the show were fairly high, seeing as Tosh.0 is a staple on the McPeters DVR. And, let's be honest, I grew up in a Gallagher household and the only other comedian I've seen live was Bill Cosby when I was ten. So, to gauge my expectations by those comparisons wouldn't really be fair.

I was impressed with Daniel's ability to keep the chuckles coming-it takes a lot for me to LOL in public. And maybe it says something about me, enjoying tasteless jokes and vulgar punchlines, but I can't help myself. That mess was hysterical.

Move to Saturday.

After savoring my first hot pumpkin spice latte (all previous lattes were iced due to the unbearably unseasonable humidity), I went out and purchased my first adult pumpkins.




One for carving, one for baking, and one to complete the grouping because things look better in threes.

Now, Owlie patiently guards our pumpkins, so don't go try anything foolish. He tells me everything




After spending the early afternoon adoring our gourds, the McPeters and Beaubouefs experienced the Bridge City Gumbo Fest. We were disappointed to learn a cover of the Cupid Shuffle had ended mere seconds before our arrival and moseyed on over to the gumbo pot to eat our feelings.

Of course, the temps eventually reached the mid 90s and forced (and I mean FORCED) us to cool off with a sno-ball.

And then it happened.

I found him. The second love of my life. The one I've spent all these years looking for was waiting for me at the sno-ball stand, taking the form of a French Bulldog.



Meet my new mate.

For some reason Enzo's owner saw an issue with me taking him home and snatched him out of my hands before I could make a getaway. Rude.

You'll always be in my heart, Enzo.

After an overnight bout of grief, I was finally relieved when we arrived at Tipitinas Uptown to see Eisley perform.

Chris introduced me to this band shortly after we began dating and I haven't been able to stray since. What we can't figure out is, why, after opening for Coldplay (Rush of Blood tour), they haven't become more well-known.

I'm not opposed to keeping them our little secret, but if you're into a band comprised of three singing sisters, brother, and cousin playing indie-shoegaze-melodic tunes, you may find solace in Eisley.

And if for some reason you're STILL pondering what to get me for my birthday but coming up short, please send Drew Brees hugs in lieu of gifts.

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Martha McPeters

Let me tell you the story of how I/we Martha Stewart-ed our apartment:

This one time, at Ikea, I bought a few yards too many of pretty lellow fabric.

I used the majority to cover the canvas stretchers for our large "art" piece.




With a substantial leftovers, I filled a mirror frame (Ikea) with the same fabric and fancied-up or dining area.



(wall sconces and candles from World Market)

And THEN (here's the good part), I used the scraps from that project to put in embroidery hoops, which are now part of a darling collage in our bedroom.






They need to put me on Design on a Dime.

My favorite piece:



Owlie once adorned a headband given to me by Chris, but the fabric band unraveled and left my friend without a home.

RIP



Thankfully, Owlie (as all my owls are affectionately called) was salvaged and is now cozy in his new living quarters.

Also, if you heard about me needing some pumpkin in my mouth, my prayers were answered. Last weekend I Martha Stewart-ed some pumpkin muffins.



Yea, they tasted that good, too.

And finally, a new hooter for our home is perched on our door, ready to greet and warm the cockles of your heart.




He wants to know if you'll come visit. Please?

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Set your goals

Recently, Mrs. Brooke made a post regarding the onset of a new month/season and the opportunity to make (and achieve) personal challenges.

Then, during a visit from the brother-and-sister-in-law, Stacey and I discussed our impending birthdays and goals we want to reach during our 26th year.

With the better part of my twenties behind me, and another year closer to 30 descending, it has me thinking about personal goals and challenges I want to reach before I meet that mark.

Of course there are the "travel more, buy a house, get a golden retriever, have a successful career, have nine babies" goals; but for me, right now, that'd be a cart/horse situation.

I've always been a last-minute decision-maker, fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants, "the best laid plans of mice and men..." kind of person. Obviously, planning ahead and setting goals has never been my forte.

In fact, to some, the way I operate is a tad irritating and unreliable.

Usually it's easy to shrug and "shake them haters off," but there comes a point when you realize your habits have become poisonous to relationships and yourself.

It was easy to believe that moving would resolve whatever issues haunted me then, but it only gave them time to sink in further. They followed me down an unlit alley, roughed me up, and left me with some bruises.

Although I escaped with only minor injuries, and a better understanding of self, I never again want to confess to running from something just because I was scared.

I'm learning that I want to constantly live outside of my comfort zone while maintaining and nurturing relationships. Because, as as important as "me" time is, sometimes talking with a human is more important than ranting on your blog. And when I say "your," I mean "my."

I want to look at my 26th year as one of recovery from a not-so-perfect 25th.

Recovery of communication; including the rebirth of the letter/phone conversation and dissolving a feeling of detachment.

Recovery of relationships.

Recovery of self and rediscovering purpose.

Although I'll learn from my past mistakes, I'm no longer living there.

Cheers to the present.


I'd like to note that, usually, I type out these sort of "heavy" posts and eventually end up deleting them because I feel they stray from my light-hearted trend. As a step in the right direction, welcome to my uncomfort zone.

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Rocktober

Welcome, favorite month of the year! You've really charmed your way into my heart today, with that amber sunrise and fall-ish breeze of yours. Please don't ever quit me.

It JUST SO HAPPENS that my favorite month is also my birth month. Coincidence? Absolutely.

And thank sweet goodness above that I was born in a month where opal is the birthstone because that just so happens to be my favorite gem. That statement also serves as a hint to anyone planning to purchase jewelry for any special occasion in which I am affiliated.

Bless you, mom, for having me fully baked sixteen days prior to Halloween so I never have to spend my day being outshone by world's largest costume contest-in which I have and always will participate*

If I MUST share my day with someone, I suppose my second dad (father-in-law, not Paul Riser) would be the person I'd choose, even though I had no choice.

*side note: Chris and I have planned our costumes and we're sure going to be cute for two ugly people

Speaking of (Chris, not ugly people)...

I tried to talk him into starting a husband/wife blog so he could journal tour stories from the road.

He unregretfully declined.

I don't think "unregretfully" is a word, but I give no crap.

I digress.

To Chris, keeping up with a blog would be similar to keeping track of his sunglasses. Easy to hold on to at first, but eventually they're forgotten on a counter, table, or men's bathroom sink.

He's been through at least six different pair in less than a year.

But surely (don't call me Shirley) he's got some good material, right? Probably a books worth.

In other irrelevant news: I'm craving P.F. Changs.

Never mind that I live in NEW ORLEANS and I want to eat at a chain restaurant (how gauche), but I need a dumpling in my mouth a-sap.

Aaand that's what she said.

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Current cravings

Pumpkins, strudels, spice, and everything nice

Adding to my collection of boyfriend blazers, oxfords, and silky blouses.

Picnics and more time outdoors.

Brandi Carlile

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Apartment therapy

Almost two months ago, Chris and I moved into our bare River Ridge apartment. And when Chris left for tour two days after, our apartment pretty much stayed that way until his mid-September return.

With his help, the assistance of wonderful in-laws, and re-purposing tips from a scattering of crafty magazines and blogs, we now have a fully-decorated apartment.

See for y'self:




Albeit, this is only a view of our living room/sunroom, but this is THE LIVING ROOM. It's what visitors first see when they walk through our door and where we're able to display our style and personality.

I think we accomplished.

I don't know if I'm a closeted hoarder, or if our background in the arts attributed to the number of artwork and frames we accumulated over the years, but I'm glad we decided to keep them. Who knew they would one day serve a different purpose?

Frames, which formerly housed out-dated prints, were emptied and either spray-painted, or offered themselves as new homes to fresh, patterned scrap-book paper.

Just proof that spending copious amounts of money (or time) on DIY decorating projects isn't necessary. All you really need are a few cans of spray-paint, patience, and a creative stay-at-home husband.


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Only in dreams

If you knew me and René ten years ago, you'd know that this is a dream come true:

Weezer announces Blue Album/Pinkerton tour

Some people like to pretend Weezer ceased to exist after Pinkerton, but not us. It's hard to deny something that defined who you were through the better part of your middle-high school career. I mean, El Scorcho was the anthem of our Sunday afternoon drives. We ironed on well-known Weezer slogans (that only die-hards would recognize) to brand new craft store t-shirts.

Who were we?!

I think it's safe to say we would do the same thing now if this tour came anywhere within a 900-mile radius.

"oh the redhead said you shred the cello, and I'm jello, baby."


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Location:St Charles Ave,New Orleans,United States

Red sky in the morning

I couldn't explain the sky this morning, so I tried to take a picture.




The clouds wanted to swallow the city whole.

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beach, backslash, Monday coma

Today my mind is more this:




Than this:




Because I want to be home with this:




And these:




My dad always says to "go out and make it a great day...so show Monday your middle finger." I added that last bit, but it's good to keep in mind that your day is what you make it.

So that's what I'll do.

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P'cola

Not Pepsi cola, but Pensacola.

This nice thing about New Orleans is, we're a little over three hours from the nearest Florida beaches, as opposed to the seven hour trek we normally make from Shreveport.

For the second time in a little over a year, we've been to the same beach and same hotel (maybe same room?) to celebrate another year of marriage. I believe we've started a tradition.

First, we were greeted by this:




And then by this:




We frolicked in the sun and sand




Then we made a friend:



Unfortunately, we had to leave froggie and the beach behind today, but they know we'll be back. Next year.

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Emily's Book Club

This month's read (it's a thick one (that's what she said)):





I'm on page 104 of 642, but so far, so great.

History, mystery, father/daughter dialogue, European travel, murder, and Dracula.

So basically, your every-day romance novel.

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and, goodnight!

Always Sunny

Apparently, these are two different people









When I first started watching It's Always Sunny, I swore up and down that "Mac" (top-Rob McIllhenny) was the now-grown-up Vinnie (bottom-David Lascher) from tv's Blossom. I was wrong.

Honest mistake though, am I right?

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Location:Calliope St,New Orleans,United States