Dear Mr. Zuckerberg,
My husband and I saw The Social Network last night and the only baffling part about your "story" is that you insist on wearing Adidas slip-ons CONSTANTLY. Sometimes, with socks.
How many pair of those sandals do you own? Is it just the one? Surely you could spring for a new style/color, or something in a closed-toe for the cooler months.
Have you made an endorsement deal with Adidas? What's that? You haven't considered it, but you like my idea? Oh, I see where you're going with this.
Not so fast, Mark. You steal my idea and I'll sue you for millions!
And the joke is on me because you'll still be a billionaire. Which brings me back to, why can you not purchase a decent pair of shoes?
Kindest regards,
Emily
P.s. I need to make a quick buck but am too lazy to come up with something original. Thoughts?
- Posted from my awesome iPhone
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