ridiculous...

perfectly describes this past weekend.





you missed:

-heterosexual (maybe) men dancing homosexually
-T-Rex and his itty bitty arms
-wanting to leave Mias because "that band sucks"
-Dirtfoot
-a male acquaintance in a denim jacket. I'm sorry, who wears those anymore?
-wanting to play James Brown on the juke box but getting trumped by the guy who payed money to play the Cure
-splinter from a chair at the lamest bar ever. I might have a disease.
-cutting my own eyelashes while trying to trim my fake ones
-movie crew party with, wait, was that, yes, jello shots. no thanks for wanting to re-live freshamn year in college.
-hopes of a Michael Cera sighting
-Central Station drag show
-strobe light dancing (see above)
-being in hell, aka, the Phoenix Underground

Lord have mercy.